A horse walks into a bar. Shocked, the bartender points at the horse and yells, "Hey!" The horse responds, "You read my mind."

speaking of bars .. i love this song. interesting little story being told about a bartender who owns his own bar -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9rWBIjpdoI

Songs about bars... Billy Joel, anyone?

A horse walks into a barn. The barntender says "What'll it be?" The horse moves to stand near him, and the barntender starts to brush the horse.

After the brushing, the horse turns to the barntender and says, "And I'll take a whiskey on the rocks."

A man and a horse were looking for a place to take shelter from the rain and found an old, delapidated building. The man says to the horse, "What do you think? It's rickety, but atleast it has a roof." The horse responds, " I'd prefer a stable building."

Thanks to listening to ZooTT I have made my first appointment to speak with a therapist.

Many thanks and sending love to the whole ZooTT crew!! @ZooTT

Inside you there are two wolves. You should probably consult a doctor. The medically ideal number of wolves inside a typical adult human is zero.

Erm, double-entendre unintended, woops!

Inside yowolfwolfu are two wolves.

Inside of you there are two wolves. This is good, because it's important to keep your macrobiome balanced. https://xkcd.com/1471/

Inside of you there are an unknown number of wolves. They may be there, they may not be there, but quantum physics says that they are both there and not there until an observation is made. Schrodingers wolves if you will.

Quantum fluctuation messes with the Planck scale, which then triggers the Deutsch Proposition. Can we agree on that?

I'm sorry, but I don't know how to respond. I don't listen to hip hop.

Fun Fact: The average number of skeletons a person has inside them is more than 1.

Skeletons Georg is an outlier and should not have been counted.

Ice Hockey rules!!!!

Here you go buddy, ice hockey rules: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_hockey_rules

Haha!!! Smart ass. LOL